I can understand Kristin Cavallari wanting, in part, to approximate Heidi Montag’s success:

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But SISTER. You know this is a slippery slope, right? A girl starts off with the sheer, tight cocktail dress and a visible push-up bra and the next thing you know, she ends up clutching her boob on a “deserted” beach in Costa Rica while her husband grows a militia man beard and sweats over crystals. DO YOU REALLY WANT THAT FOR YOURSELF?