I don’t know what these two are up to, but whatever it is, it cracks me up — and fills me with a frightened delight:

Isaac Mizrahi - Front Row - Spring 2011 MBFW

We spied Beloved Fug Nation Figure-Skating Icon Johnny Weir at Isaac Mizrahi!

We spied Beloved Wearer of Giant Flower Pins and Name Necklaces Sarah Jessica Parker at Oscar de la Renta!

We spied Beloved Celebrity Child Kingston Rossdale at L.A.M.B! (And other people!)

We spied ourselves in the mirror, and screamed! Because we look like we got hit with a steamroller!  And that’s why there will be no Fugs and Pieces this week — it will return WITH A VENGEANCE next Friday, when we no longer suffer from Fashion Exhaustion.