In the red corner, we have Julia in a downright tasteful outfit. Pleasing, intriguing, and above all not requiring me to describe it with made-up words from a fashion hellscape.
In the blue corner, she’s at an Elizabeth Taylor AIDS Foundation event, in a bouffant Liz would absolutely love…
… and with a giant aqua penis lurking by her ear. It’s technically a bow turned sideways, but you cannot convince me this wasn’t designed to be a formal erection. Frankly, I think Liz would’ve loved that, too.
[Photos: Dia Dipasupil, Cindy Ord/Getty Images ]
