The New Heights podcast — from Jason and Travis Kelce, respectively — is taping an episode in San Francisco at the Super Bowl. Travis up there on the right looks quite reasonable, actually. He’s like a combo of Ferris Bueller (slacks, tee, sweater) and Cameron (red and white shirt; okay, his was a Red Wings jersey, but still) and the hat is pretty cute. It’s preppy and it’s relaxed and I’m in favor. Jason, however hilarious that coat may be, looks altogether too ready to pound twelve beers and strip and stand on a desk with spittle flying from his mouth and landing in his beard as he starts unintelligible chants. I have to wonder if that would be Travis’s vibe, too, but Taylor Swift was too mortified by his past post-Super Bowl drunkenness and begged him to keep his shit together and his shirt on. It’s not the New Lows podcast, after all.
