So, I haven’t seen Natalie Maines in such a long time — presumably she had to hang out and tend to the kids while her hubby Adrian Pasdar logged time on the OMG-it’s-finally-over Heroes — that I seriously did not recognize her.

I’m still not entirely sure this isn’t Peter Pan, brainwashed by Captain Hook into being a plucky deckhand aboard the Jolly Roger who is, in fact, called Jolly Roger, and who likes to entertain the masses by jigging through a sea of rum flagons without knocking over a single one. Maybe the Dixie Chicks should put out an album of sea shanties.