As much as I actually really like the new and improved cast of The Real Housewives of New York – seeing Ramona scramble to make herself the top dog has been kind of hilarious, and I love anyone with a fake leg — I miss Kelly Bensimon’s brand of full-on cray-cray. I mean, would ANY of the current women wear an oversized gold lamé Grecian gown to host a polo party on, like, the hottest day of the year?

No. And that is a tragedy.