First of all, while the body language in this photo is alarming at best, I must sound the Alarm of Full Disclosure and tell you that I believe the photographer cut out two people on Charlene’s left, so she is perhaps not leaning AWAY from Albert with loathing as much as she is leaning INTO them, or perhaps is doing that thing where you try to get out of the picture frame. Regardless, there is no way even the gushiest tabloid would ever call these two LOVED UP:
And frankly, I would want to flee the country just for the simple fact that they let me leave the house in that.
