There is much for Kyra to be proud of here:  That dress is adorable, and I love her curls, for example.

But she’s Kyra Freaking Sedgwick — Emmy-winner, Bacon-spouse, seminal 90s movie star, and current TV star, who handled losing a ton of money to Bernie Madoff by basically saying things could be worse and then going out and getting an orange juice endorsement gig to re-build the coffers — and she does not need to be posing for things like Paris Hilton. Other than that, Kyra, PLEASE CARRY ON.