Eventually, I am going to take out an ad in The Hollywood Reporter, and it’s going to be addressed to Jennifer Love Hewitt:

GIRL. STOP TALKING ABOUT YOUR HEART, BROKEN OR OTHERWISE. WE KNOW. Is what it will say. I may also mention something about Vajazzeling and habitually dating one’s co-stars and publicizing the fact that you’ve already picked out your own engagement rings PLURAL, but a heart-related moratorium may cover it.

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