It is perhaps possible that I have suffered a secret head injury recently — I tried, for example, to pick up a burner on my stove to clean it today (GLAMOROUS) without recalling that a mere two seconds earlier, said burner was on (BURNY), so I am clearly not firing on all cylinders — but I feel like she is kind of working these. And, yes, I just said that about a jumpsuit. I don’t know; my hand hurts.

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