In case you’re wondering, yes, Adrienne Bailon IS completely naked under this:

I know this not because I have a picture of the back to show you, but because I saw a photo of the FRONT after her tremendous pelvic napkin blew aside. I’m not going to post it — I have no need to show you Adrienne Bailon’s full-frontal debut, and I’m sure you’ll be able to find it elsewhere — but I can tell you that she does not have a full Brazilian. File that one under: THINGS I HAD NO DESIRE TO KNOW. Want to see it full-on? (The PG-version.)

Honey, I know it’s Vegas, but that’s not what they mean by “The Strip.”