To me, this wacktacular get-up seems like yet more ironclad proof for the theory that Tessa and Janelle Monae are dating¬†(a theory that seems very likely to me, and also one I’ve chosen to believe simply because I like it). It seems to me that the only way a woman could be talked into wearing these crackpot be-gartered thigh warmers would if her girlfriend Janelle Monae was like, “Well, I wore a similar one, and you told me I looked awesome in it!” Because your only response would be, “That’s true, honey,” and then you’d have no choice but to to wear it too.

[Photos: JOHN NACION/ ]