To me, this wacktacular get-up seems like yet more ironclad proof for the theory that Tessa and Janelle Monae are dating (a theory that seems very likely to me, and also one I’ve chosen to believe simply because I like it). It seems to me that the only way a woman could be talked into wearing these crackpot be-gartered thigh warmers would if her girlfriend Janelle Monae was like, “Well, I wore a similar one, and you told me I looked awesome in it!” Because your only response would be, “That’s true, honey,” and then you’d have no choice but to to wear it too.
