I’m sure it’s overwhelming to be promoting two things at once, and to be honest, I’m not sure whether Tessa today is pounding the pavement for Thor or Westworld or rolling them both together or just trying to keep it funky while she runs out for snacks. But she has not wasted a single minute, nor punted even once. Today alone she went from┬áthis chic, simple, monochrome White Swan situation…

'Good Morning America' TV show, New York, USA - 27 Jun 2022

… to a sparkly, colorful Schiaparelli complete with boots that make her look like the referee at an inter-circus flag football game (and those ghoulish fake toes). Styling her has to be a tremendous amount of fun, because seemingly nothing — not even pretend pants — is off the table. I DO think those shoes up there would be the perfect inspiration point for a gender-swapped Beetlejuice remake, and I hope someone calls her immediately. Imagine THAT promo tour. I’m faint already.

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