Sydney has been the dreaded Main Character of the Internet for a while now, from the white-supremacist-flavored American Eagle ad to her real lack of interest in acknowledging any of the issues inherent in said American Eagle ad, to the epic poor performance of Christy, the awards bait she’s currently promoting in which she plays a boxer and for which she wants you to know her butt became so huge that her pants ballooned all the way up to a size 27. None of that has gone over tremendously well, as you might imagine. This might account for arriving to Deadline Contenders trying to look young and innocent, like a high-schooler showing up to her biology final. Well, okay, as innocent as a high-schooler who is about to cheat on her biology final because her parents will take away her horse if she fails. Well, okay, maybe as innocent as a high-schooler who convinced the school’s biggest, nerdiest tech expert that she had the hots for him so that he’d steal the final, and change her P.E. grade, so that her parents don’t take away her horse, by which she also means her Porsche.
