I don’t know if this is a shirt-dress, a dress shirt, or a dress-shirt-dress, or tuxedo jammies for all your formal sleepover needs. Or it might be none of the above. She could be trying to use fashion inceptoin to reboot The Ghost Whisperer, that old CBS show in which Jennifer Love Hewitt could speak to the dead, and often did so while creeping around her house in pursuit of strange noises while wearing a series of white Victorian nighties. Frankly, I’d love to see a version of that with SWINTON at the helm. I think she’d listen to their tales of woe with some compassion and then just interrupt them and cut through the bullshit with some biting advice. Call it The Get-A-Grip Whisperer.