Forgive us for repeating these, but we get a lot of Tweets asking for confirmation of the times, days, and places, so: We are here in the Bay Area today and tomorrow and we are looking forward to meeting you all! Where? When? How? Who? READ ON. And thanks again for your patience with us talking so much about Spoiled. We’re just proud of our baby and want it to live a long, happy life.

TONIGHT: Thursday, June 16, at Macy’s Union Square in San Francisco, from 6-8 p.m (actually , you can come any time from 4 p.m. onward — that’s when the fun starts — but Heather and I arrive in the Bar III department on Level 3 at 6 p.m., so if you get there at 4 and we’re not out and about, don’t think we’re just being divas. If you’re there at 7, though, and you hear someone screaming about there being insufficient gardenias in the toilets, feel free to blame us).  Macy’s has loosened the rules of the purchase requirement, so here’s the official new deal: There is no fee to attend the event and just hang out and drink cocktails — yes, cocktails have been promised — etc. But, if you spend $50 ANYWHERE IN THE STORE, including on a gift card, you get a free, personally signed copy of Spoiled, and can come chat it up with us while we sign it. And the event is going to rule. We won’t be doing a reading, because you guys will be too busy COCKTAILING, having snacks, getting OPI polish changes from the nice folks from Pinkies, and watching models circulate in Bar III’s new clothes to listen to us. There’s even going to be a DJ!  It’s going to be a really fun event, and we’re thrilled that Macy’s has so graciously offered to host us. So if you’ve been thinking that you need to pick up some new Clinique or some such, this might be the time, because your money will get you a freebie book and BOOZE and a hug. Or, you know, a handshake. Or a high five. Whatever.  Finally, if you are sure you’ll be coming to this event, Macy’s would love it if you RSVPed to 1-800-786-2665. You do not have to RSVP to attend, but it helps, so they know how many snacks to make. SNACKS. We freaking love snacks, as you know.

TOMORROW: Friday, June 17, at Kepler’s in Menlo Park, reading and signing at 7 p.m.  Come buy a book, ask us questions (about GFY, the book, sports, TV, Chad Michael Murray, etc), listen to us blab, and get a free bottle of OPI nail polish — in either blue, hot pink, or the OPI classic I’m Not Really A Waitress, a color much beloved by Spoiled‘s protagonist, Brooke Berlin. Come out and start your weekend with us! We will be high-fiving here, too, don’t worry.