Someone please cast this man in anĀ Ocean’s Whatever heist film where he can continue to dress like a member of the Rat Pack and look consistently handsome while, I dunno, stealing the Federalist Papers from the Manuscript Division of the Library of Congress so as to foil a nefarious plan on the part of Russian operatives who have infiltrated the ranks of the tour guides there. Whoops, did I just accidentally slip and fall into a National Treasure there? Because that’s also fine with me.

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