If Shenae Grimes had worn this on 9.02.10 day, maybe I’d have given it a pass:

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Instead, I think there are a bunch of really confused people from my eighth grade class wondering if we have to stay up to study for that Spanish quiz, or if we can do it during double Health tomorrow morning as a way of avoiding looking at that slideshow of childbirth. And now, hopefully, anyone who thinks about wearing lace bike shorts as pants will feel a twinge in their pelvises, think, “Oh, God, no, not CROWNING,” and put them away for good.