Yes, she’s at a Tribeca Film Festival thingie here, but this is how I imagine Sharon Stone scampering around the Hamptons and for some reason that fantasy brings me peace. Yes, Sharon Stone, go buy some potato salad! Yes, Sharon Stone, go pick up some sunscreen! Yes, Sharon Stone, go ride a cute little bike around town while people say, “wait, is that Sharon Stone?” LIVE, SHARON STONE. Live!

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