Things start out fine, with her hair — as usual — tempting me like flaxen evil to cut off my hair.

But is this a Be Careful What You Wish For scenario, in which the lady’s attempt at unusual footwear has resulted in lemon-colored pumps that REALLY look like they got lost on the way to the Teen Choice Awards? Spicy shoes are something I generally support, but gown and scrolldown don’t look like they have ANYTHING to say to one another, like if you sent Helen Mirren to dinner with Justin Bieber and told them they could ONLY discuss books that don’t have pictures in them.

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