I need to note that I actually love those shoes. I also need to inform you that apparently the people who were previously trying to reinvent the sleeve have given up on our upper bodies and are now trying to re-envision pants. This will end in tears! And possibly with her texting one of her friends at some point over the course of this evening, “don’t tell anyone, but these trousers are really annoying to walk around in. They’re just very FLAPPY. And I accidentally dropped a deviled egg down them.”

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