Margot has fallen into a real Chanel habit — does she have a deal with them of which I’m unaware? — and I don’t think it’s been useful at all. Some of you thought yesterday’s weirdly baggy pants were the problem, some thought the mules, some thought the dress, some thought all three. But we were at least all in agreement that it was a muddled mess, and while this is at least a bit more straightforward… if you want sleeves, why not just make sleeves? She looks like a bride who didn’t understand how garters work.

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Even if they were attached, they’d be pretty perfunctory. I almost think… just leave them off and give yourself a light gold necklace and some great bracelets, and then you escape without any itchy elastic marks on your arms. A win for us all.

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