I actually wouldn’t hate this if it weren’t so low cut on her:

Except I hate the shoes with it and it also looks like the kind of novelty fabric you use to make pillowcases for kids who are really into outer space and the asymmetrical detailing on the neckline is making me slightly more mental than usual. But seriously, up until November, she’d put together a nice run of popping up at one of these events with a low-percentage chance that we’d have to blur her for modesty. Can’t we go back to that? Please? For a bit longer? Sincerely, that’s all I want. Is that really so much to ask? Don’t answer that.

[Photo: Getty]