A marked number of these people are not basketball players. Although I would watch a Netflix movie where a ragtag band of lady ballers including Niecy Nash, Tiffany Haddish, and Kate Beckinsale have to get their state championship-winning high school basketball team back together in order to win the prize pot at an amateur ladies’ tourney held the day before the WNBA championships, so as to be able to save the public park which contains the court where they first practiced — and became friends! — from evil developers. Obviously, the five starters have all fallen out over the years, and this will bring them back together. There will be laughter AND there will be tears. At about 40% of the way through the movie, they’ll realize they need a few bench warmers, and we’ll get a great montage of try-outs full of good celebrity cameos. (Tina Fey, Leslie Jones, just a real who’s who of very funny women.) Their old coach — Rita Moreno — will be coaxed out of retirement to lead them. Actually, I have to admit: This sounds kinda good. Look at these pictures while I get to work on this.