Claire, listen. I love you. You are one of the several actresses who has won me over via the power of one amazing television performance (see also Sevigny, Chloe). And I thought you looked amazballs at the Globes. HOWEVER:
But this feels perilously close to appearing in a Lifetime reboot of Flowers in the Attic (AKA America’s Most Horrifying Novel), and that we can not have.