First: If you want to see either of these looks in a larger format, just click the picture and BEHOLD.
Second: I mean, I know it’s kind of an existential question: What does one wear to promote beef jerky? But I do not think the answer involves TWO PAIRS of peep-toe boots, a shredded denim diaper, and an distressed overalls dress paired with a hole-y tee shirt that together make you look like you’re in the third act of a movie about a historically destructive tornado.
Third: I do like beef jerky, and I wonder if they’re paying her in free jerky for life?
Fourth: There is a “jerky” joke in here — at least one! — but I can’t quite find my way to it; that is definitely for the best. All I know is, Aaron Rodgers is lucky I like him.