O sing me a soooong
Of a lass that is coooold
Say, could that lass be Nell?
In London, so bold,
Her navel in frame,
Winter be damned to hell.
Warm enough to be
In stretch-cotton? PLEASE.
And with her legs exposed?
Yes, you’re inside,
But it’s January, child!
Please don’t freeze off your toes.
Sing me a sooooong
Of a lass that is coooold
Say, could that lass be Nell?
This wants to be sleek,
But navels aren’t chic.
Dropppp it down the Downtonnn wellllll.
