Well, I’d like to thank Adrienne “I Once Went Basically Bottomless” Bailon for reminding me that we have an “unauthorized nips” category:

Although I think this near-nip was TOTALLY authorized:

Yeah. The sad thing is, if that dress hadn’t had its chest cracked for better nip exposure, it actually would have been really cute. But that wouldn’t have been nearly as MEMORABLE. Look, maybe it’s just a salute to the time Elaine sent out a Christmas card with her nipple showing. If this is all just a subtle Seinfeld reference, Adrienne, then we’re ALL GOOD.

[Photos: WENN]