Okay, I know that we went on a journey on Nashville with Gunnar’s hair, but as much as I teased, I also felt affection. I cared. I loved. This, however? This is an untrustworthy mustache. This is a before picture from an episode of 48 Hours. That mustache is up to no good, and I can’t believe his neighbors didn’t notice.
But it’s not the worst surprise of this post. This is:
PULL OVER. Pants WHAT? Polterbulge WHY? I need to lie down for about three days.