I mean, this seems about right.

FINALLY, Kim has gotten literal about it and worn quasi-coattails big enough to give a ride to her entire family. Also, I think everything in this photograph is flame retardant.

But it’s this picture that’s my favorite:

Never let it be said that Kim Kardashian isn’t good for the economy. She turned that outfit into a three person job: One wearer, one wrangler, and one human shield in case she’s overcome with a fever of regret at her own absurdity. By all appearances, that has never happened to her, but I’m sure he appreciated the paycheck.

[Photos: Getty, WENN]