We always feel sort of out of our depth when it comes to menswear, because — as non-men — we don’t understand the intricacies of it as well as we do, say, What That Dress Will Do To Your Boobs. So while we were intrigued by the general lack of traditional suits at the Green Lantern premiere last night, we haven’t quite decided how we feel about how these particular alternatives were executed. But what do we know? The only “dressing left” we have to worry about his how much of last night’s ranch is still in the fridge.

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