Oh my god, you guys! I can’t wait for this movie:

Christina Hendricks plays one of the mistresses of France’s King Louis XV, a flame-haired vixen and political firebrand who keeps marrying courtiers (for appearance’s sake. You understand)….only to see them die in, shall we say, mysterious ways. But though she spends the entire film in mourning, not even grief can dampen the power of her cleavage! Opening this summer, power your wigs and pack up your lorgnettes for….MADAME de POMPADEATH.