Katy Perry is something of a chameleon, and I can’t help thinking of her current incarnation as her Jenny McCarthy phase. Not sartorially speaking, but just the tan and the super blond bob. It is not necessarily as evocative in this photo, especially not when she’s wearing a Jessica McClintock for Target life preserver, but I see it a bit more in this next photo:

David Lynch Foundation's Silence The Violence Benefit

I like the Carolina Herrera dress, but something in her facial expression reminds me of when Jenny McCarthy, well, says ANYTHING, and it makes me want to yell. I’m sorry, Katy. But maybe consider going back to the dark locks? The fewer Jenny McCarthy vibes infecting this universe, the better.

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