If someone had appeared to me and said, “Jessica, I bring tidings from the future! Julianne Moore will wear a sheer Valentino gown with a sparkly cape to the Venice Film Festival,” I would have been very doubtful. “What are your sources,” I would have asked my Red Carpet Informant From The Future, “because this sounds unlike her. My guess would have been a boxy Chanel thing.” This will teach me not to listen to Red Carpet Informant From The Future! Also included: A boxy thing, albeit not from Chanel.
