Yesterday, we discussed how Heidi’s new sartorial muse is Western Barbie and her drunken winking mechanism; today, prithee witness the be-skirted version of Heidi’s look. (Albeit by a different designer. It’s slightly distressing to me that more than one person woke up and screamed, “YES FRINGE.”) It’s…sort of sassy? As you can see from the step-and-repeat behind her, this is a Dance-Related Event, and this feels like Business Ballroom to me, which is bang on target. Where else can you wear something that’s both reasonably professional, and seems like it might have a tear-away skirt? Exactly.