It’s always so awkward when Halloween falls on a Wednesday. Which weekend will the parties be on?! They’re on no weekend for me, because I’m old, but my suspicion is that — with the exception of Heidi Klum’s infamously amazing party, which is always on proper Halloween — they will be more on this weekend than next. Please, join me as we take in what everyone decided to wear to their costumes parties, and cross your fingers that no one wears anything egregiously offensive. (I’m also excited for the annual occurrence of my not getting someone’s extremely obvious costume. I am more sure than ever that I’ve missed some of these.)

We’ve also got some Instagram coverage, starting with this absolutely amazing costume from Harry Styles, who is Elton John in his infamous Dodgers outfit — which is even more apt given that the Dodgers were in the World Series this weekend. (SOB. I don’t want to talk about it.)

This feels like it’s too soon to come around again? (Also…just vote.)

It makes me laugh that Joe Jonas went as Sansa Stark. (I think Sansa herself is an elephant?)

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another Saturday Nite

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Kendall was a FemBot from Austin Powers:

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should we shag now or shag later baby?

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Michelle Trachtenberg always brings it:

I feel like Halsey’s costume is ACTUALLY called Body Be Bangin’:

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Halsey Presents: Gotham City party time… : @nathangroff

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Her body does…be bangin, in fairness.

This is where we tell her to FINISH HIM, right?

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Kitana #mortalkombat

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Nicky choosing to go as Paris for Halloween is legit funny to me:

This costume is SO GOOD!

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No. Doubt. @gwenstefani

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I feel like Taraji could sincerely just wear this out and about:

This is wholesome!

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