Only Rihanna could wander around town in a pink furry hat and look gorgeous and barely even one bit ridiculous. The other thing she’s wearing is truly just a piece of cloth placed over portions of her body so that she can FEEL fairly naked without actually causing a public ruckus — though she is very close to inciting a pubic one. Relatedly, I’m SURE some teen metal band has named itself PUBIC RUCKUS already, but just in case, I’m going to go trick out my garage with some amps right now.
