I feel BETRAYED that neither Swinton nor a bearded Chris Evans are in the TV adaptation of Snowpiercer, but on the other hand: I AM delighted that Alison Wright (AKA Martha from The Americans, a fictional character about whom I am STILL very concerned) is back on my TV. Or, I guess, technically on my Netflix.

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