I literally just Googled “does Heidi Klum have a line of Crocs?” Which did seem like something that was possible! If I thought hard enough, I could sort of imagine it. I could even kind of see the ads for it. But maybe I’m just a spokesperson visionary, because this is not a thing that actually exists. But maybe it SHOULD because Heidi here is leaving a Starbucks in yellow crocs and a chartreuse jumpsuit and she looks great. (I would look like a sentient lemon drop. Maybe not even that sentient.) That’s a very high degree of difficulty — and, I guess, comfort? — achieved.
