I guess Hayley Atwell is in Christopher Robin with Ewan McGregor, which I always think is yet another Paddington movie when I see the ads. And then I fall into a wormhole thinking about how if Ewan McGregor were secretly in a Paddington movie, he could reunite with Nicole Kidman, who actually was in Paddington, and then we could all get the cuddly stuffed animal-oriented Moulin Rouge quasi-sequal we’re all longing for despite the fact that Nicole, you know, dies at the end of the first one. Someone will figure it out.  ANYWAY. This movie is not Paddington, Satine is not going to sit up and give a mighty cough and announce that she feels better in it, and also Hayley Atwell is lovely and a person who is going through this press junket wearing interesting shoes, for which I thank her.

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