I literally find it impossible to believe that Emily Watson looked at this and thought, “great! This is fantastic. Exactly what I wanted.”
Because while the cut is actually not terrible (although somewhere Stacy London is rolling on the ground, clutching her head in agony over the fact that the bra could have and should have done more to help this), the color is just ridiculous. She looks like she’s wearing an Amish version of the nude bodysuit. I mean, picture this number in, say, an emerald green or a Tiffany blue. Delightful. As it is, she’s quite literally stuck in neutral.