Initially, this felt like someone loaded up an accessory Uzi and fired it at her naked body: small sparkles, large sparkles, tulle, and feathers. It looks like it might weigh three-thousand pounds and be on an endangered species list in at least three countries. And yet… you guys, I accidentally may have fallen in love with it. Like the first time I ever watched Center Stage, where I went from “Oh, LORD” to “NEVER LEAVE ME” in the span of its run time.

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