When Thomas Jane popped up on TV last night, I must admit that I screamed at Heather, “OH MY GOD HEATHER HEATHER THOMAS JANE LOOK HEATHER LOOK AT WHAT THOMAS JANE IS WEARING LOOK:”

He’s straight out of Bonanza, you guys!

But don’t worry. I know what you really want to know. Is he wearing shoes? Behold:

Yes. And also every thing else in the world: a vest, a hat, a loudly patterned tie. And perhaps no underwear, given how…things seem to be hanging, not to be indelicate. Hey, maybe he looked in the mirror before he left the house and decided THAT would be the one thing he took off.