For someone who, essentially, nobody had ever heard of before Cannes last May, Jessica Chastain is doing a really good job staying composed and keeping it interesting on the red carpet. That said, those are also very watered-down, tactful compliments to cover the fact that I’m bummed out by this dress choice. Though probably not as bummed out as her lungs were. In fact, I feel like I’ve expressed concern for a lot of people’s torso parts in recent weeks. Should I start a foundation? Our ribbon could be black and blue, like a bruise, and in the shape of a ribcage. Think about it.

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