KRISTEN: Hi there, Rachel.
RACHEL: Kristen? What are you doing here?
KRISTEN: I’m on Gossip Girl. I AM Gossip Girl.
RACHEL: Oh, that’s RIGHT. Man, I forgot. You’re the one who reads all the punny voice-over in a way that makes it sound like you hate all of them.
KRISTEN: Yeah, it’s… yeah.
RACHEL: And weren’t you also in Burlesque?
KRISTEN: I don’t want to talk about it.
RACHEL: Are you feeling unhappy with your choices, Kristen? Are you feeling like you’re in some sort of career prison of your own making, and you’re dying to bust free?
KRISTEN: What makes you say that?
RACHEL: Your torso.
KRISTEN: Well, THAT is presumptuous of you. Maybe I’m just a huge fan of vertical blinds, and maybe the statement I’m making is that my nipples wear eye-patches because I’m really into pirating right now. You don’t know.
RACHEL: I’m… sorry? Maybe Josh Schwartz will let you do an actual face cameo on my new CW show.
KRISTEN: The one where you’re basically in Doc Hollywood, but as a lady?
KRISTEN: Is that why you might be dressed kind of like a junior Rose Nyland?
RACHEL: Yep again. Got a problem with it?
KRISTEN: Child, I am wearing something that makes the term “rib cage” twice as literal. You think I stand for St. Olaf slacks-and-florals tomfoolery?
RACHEL: Okay, but my show has that dude who played Jason Street on Friday Night Lights, so…
KRISTEN: … Yeah, so I might have to watch now.
RACHEL: I know.
KRISTEN: Where did you get those slacks again?
RACHEL: I’ll never tell.
How did Rachel do?
- Adorable (22%, 2,364 Votes)
- I am surprised that I don't mind this... (34%, 3,721 Votes)
- NOOOOO. (44%, 4,860 Votes)
Total Voters: 10,945
And just for fun, Kristen's outfit is...
- Fabulous (16%, 1,637 Votes)
- ... (47%, 4,743 Votes)
- MY EYES. (37%, 3,704 Votes)
Total Voters: 10,084