Let’s start at the bottom: Since wore this for a performance, and now she’s in slippers, I’m pretty sure Ashanti was just slipping into something more comfortable for the ride home. So  I won’t ding her there.

HOWEVER. That still leaves us with much material. When it comes to fug, Ashanti is a land of plenty.

The hair is terrible, like a half-hearted addiction to year-old Rihanna. The top looks like she’s being felt up by a moron in oven mitts, and her pelvis looks like it just got a job as a cocktail waitress at Xanadu.

And there’s more.

It has elbow vents AND it is quilted for better absorbancy. Maybe Depends should ditch Lisa Rinna and get Ashanti to pimp some bladder-control bodysuits.

[Photos: Pacific Coast News]

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