Happy Valentine’s Day to all you lovers out there.

This week at Drinks With Broads! We tackled the most recent two episodes of Severance (not including the one that aired last night). White Lotus recaps start next week for paid subscribers, if you’re into that! (I continue to be on the Rich People Behaving Badly beat.) We considered that J.Lo might be under a witch’s curse and I confessed to hoarding a household item, plus Heather watched both the Bob Dylan movie AND the one where Robbie Williams is inexplicably a monkey. We also watched the Critics Choice Awards and ruminated on the wheel of HR over at Gucci, and dove into the Met Gala dress code. The Oscars are in TWO WEEKS! If you want to get in on the red carpet and ceremony chat action — or even just support your friendly neighborhood red carpet bloggers! — you really should subscribe.

– These are some VERY funny details about the Jeremy Strong Dunkin ad. Yes, the American Revolution is involved. (It IS Boston, I guess.) [Lainey]

– Somehow I didn’t even realize we’re getting a new Jurassic Park movie??? (In my defense, there is a lot going on.) [The Squawk]

– PSA: There’s a ginormous J.Crew sale happening. 40% off a LOT. I’m definitely eyeballing these jeans. Which of course don’t appear to be part of said sale. There’s also a blue and white striped turtleneck sweater that seems very Fug Nation coded. Also, these gold shiny moccasin slippers we’ve linked to in past gift guides.  (Those are an extra 50% off the sale price.) I own this necklace — the price is good right now and it’s nice to see J.Crew bring things back from past collections  — and can attest that it’s very good quality. (My husband calls it my “turnover chain.”) Lots of stuff, in general. Currently, I am VERY tempted by this striped cashmere tee. [affiliate link]

– Also: My favorite new purse is currently on sale at Madewell. I sincerely love this bag. It’s great in person. Like, a stranger stopped and complimented me on it the other day. [affiliate link]

– This is low-key amazing. Aaron Rodgers Reportedly Chose Pat McAfee Over the Jets. This man is a doofus. (Both McAfee AND Rodgers.) [Pajiba]

– Soraya Nadia McDonald had a great piece about the Kendrick Lamar halftime show. [Capital B News]

– Sweetie, don’t apologize! Benson Boone is apologizing for his Grammys aggressive crotch adjustment after Grammys performance. (His statement is funny. You’ve got to be careful with a jumpsuit!) [Socialite Life]

– This was a very funny essay about Emilia Perez from John Paul Brammer.

– I laughed out loud at this Reddit thread: “AITA for pretending to think beans in chili are “woke”, to prank my Cousin who is obsessed with being “anti woke” and who loves chili?”

– NY Mag reports No One Holds a Grudge Like Taylor Swift. (To be clear, this piece is pro grudge.)

– This is true: Everything Sucks. At Least There Are Jalapeño Poppers. [Eater]

– Now we’re apparently headed for the the NYT calls “a weird year” in milk. I’m tired. [gifted link]

– This is very fun: Tack Shop: Dressing Like Your Doctor Prescribed You a Trip to the Seaside [Clothes Horse]

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