There will be no April Fools jokes in this post. READ WITHOUT FEAR.

ALSO! The paperback of The Royal We — with bonus chapter! — comes out on April 26th, and Heather and I will be at the Los Angeles Times Festival of Books on April 9th and 10th. All the details on both of these developments are here!

– This is so great, at the New York Times: What I Learned From Kristi Yamaguchi

– This was made for me! At The Stylist, 35 of the best Breton tops. Do go on!

– I enjoyed this piece about Parker Posey and Snapchat at W. She’s the best.

– Also the best? Zoe Kazan, who I love, and who talked to Nylon about some of her new projects.

– At Lainey, MUCH Hiddleston for you. (I had a dream the other night that Hiddleston and I were married. We were very happy together.)

– At Man Repeller: Five Women of Color Get Real About the Fashion Industry.

– I wanna try Dorilocos SO BAD. (Eater)

– Can you guess the Mean Girls line with just a screengrab? 12 FOR 12 YOU GUYS. (Vulture)

– Over at Pajiba, I suspect you will enjoy Peter Dinklage’s SNL promos.

– Via Celebitchy, this is BONKERS:  Justin Bieber fans who paid $2k to meet him had to pose with a cardboard cutout. OH BIEBS.

– At The New Potato: 17 Face Masks To Do This Weekend. Well, if you insist.

– This week’s recipe is via Smitten Kitchen — a personal go-to! — and it’s a chocolate peanut butter tart, YES PLEASE.

– Anne Helen Peterson’s piece on Ben Affleck is so good. (Buzzfeed)

– I LOVE this video. Paris in two minutes, oh la la!

(Bonjour Paris | A Hyper-Lapse Film – In 4K from Tyler Fairbank on Vimeo.)

And, finally, in case you missed anything around GFY this week, some highlights: