I feel like I haven’t seen hide nor hair of Megan Fox all summer, which is a weird and unusual feeling given that we all know there’s another (sure-to-be-horrible) Transformers coming out. Do you think she’s sitting on a deck somewhere in Hawaii, flipping through Us Weekly and snarking on the ensembles of her replacement, Rosie Huntington-Whiteley, while David Silver makes margaritas and hums (You Are So) Precious (To Me) under his breath? Let’s perch on her shoulder and see what she might have to say:

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