And so it was that beloved fashion train wreck Brynne Edelsten — the First Lady of Australian Fuggery — stepped out of the house again.

That sound you hear is a million W, T, and F keys being struck so hard they fly off the computer. Because, I mean, can you believe it? WHY Kate Middleton didn’t choose this is for her grand wedding is a mystery beyond even Hercule Poirot’s intuitive mustache.